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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

Rating: 3.2 |

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.

Rating: 3.0 |

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Rating: 3.2 |

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

Rating: 2.4 |

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!"

Rating: 3.0 |

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