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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

What was the policeman's baby's first words ?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?
It has a rattle.

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