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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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