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Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Why did you drop the baby?
Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.
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