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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight!
Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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