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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Do you like your new baby sister?
She's all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.
Whose baby was it?
The elephant's!
How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old bag.
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